If I Were Johnny Appleseed, or: The Most Poorly Thought Out Assignment Ever
Just what exactly did Mrs. Zider expect her first graders to say?
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| If I were Johnny Appleseed I would plant seeds of apple trees. | If I were Johnny Appleseed I would plant apple trees. |
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| If I were Johnny Appleseed I would plant trees. | If I were Johnny Appleseed I would eat the apples. |
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| If I were Johnny Appleseed I would do the same thing he did like make friends with animals. | If I were Johnny Appleseed I would go to New York and every place. |
Note: One of those is not a pot.
posted by Evan C. @ 2:15 PM
2 Comments:
Evan, you done done good.
This blog is the best.
My fav is the "Dweller" post.
Sincerely,
Goober Nasty & Jan Heiteen
Oh man. One more thing.
Try typing "goober nasty" into a google image search.
"I'm a goober with a nasty temper and two pretty guitars."
-William Newton (Guitar/bass/vocals/yeah of "Fat Aggression")
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