Mouse and Mongoose
by Jordan

“Thanks, that was a close call,” said Rick, “I could have been left there all night!”
Eventually Freddy and Rick became such good friends that they would have each other over every Friday.

One day, when Freddy’s family was getting ready for dinner, an evil cobra named Osama Binladin snuck into his house to eat Freddy and his family. Meanwhile Rick’s dad was walking Rick to Freddy’s house, and when they got there Rick’s dad came in and saved the day. Freddy’s mom called the Rodent Canadian Mounted Police.
There was a party because the notorious Osama Binladin was gone. At the party the weasels wanted to go for a canoe ride. When they got far out, Blaine stood up, which proved to be a fatal error because the canoe tipped and the Weasels were never seen again.
Moral: don’t stand up in a canoe.
1 Comments:
A more fitting moral: fifth-graders mustn't play with semi-colons.
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