The Curliest Things in the World

by Destyne, third grader

The curliest things in the world are curly fries.

They are so curly, there's nothing curlier
               than curly fries.

They are as curly as my cousin's hair
               ...actually, they're curlier.

There as good as candy
               ...but better, 'cause they don't
               get you all hypered up.

They're as fat as my mom was when she
               was pregnant with my brother!